毕业感言说什么？这帮高中生的脑洞也太大了

Some people want their high school yearbook to portray them at their best - young, attractive and on the cusp of a bright future.

有些人想让他们的高中毕业纪念册表现出自己最好的一面：年轻又有魅力，而且即将迎来锦绣前程。

But other less egotistical souls use it as an opportunity to poke fun at themselves with hilarious results, as this collection by Bored Panda reveals.

然而，其他一些不那么自负的人会借此机会用搞笑的留言调侃自己，正如熊猫无聊艺术博客展现的这份精选集那样。

没有怀孕，只是吃得好而已。

Makenzie had a message for anyone who might be wondering why she's looking fuller in the face.

对那些可能想知道‘为什么她的脸看上去更丰满了’的人，麦肯兹有话要说。

（翻译：Dlacus）