国外那些奇葩说明书，简直让人怀疑人生！

Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should.

大多数人买了东西都不会花时间去仔细看产品说明，但是你应该好好看看。

If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.

就算不是真的为了看说明，至少去看看隐藏的彩蛋吧。

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read.

Bored Panda网站列举了一系列最有趣的产品说明和标签，你会很高兴自己仔细看了。

Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going.

有些真的太明显太蠢了，看了之后甚至会让你对人类何去何从产生怀疑。

Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality.

有些则表现出惊人的聪慧，让你惊叹于它们新奇的创意。

One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.

但无疑的是，看了之后大多数都会博你一笑。

#1 The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

我们读这个唯一原因

你现在读这个是因为你上厕所忘带手机的，对不？

#2 This Top-gear T-shirt Label Top-gear

T恤的领标

T恤已在动物身上试验过，不合身。

#3 The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

狗狗香波使用说明

记住提前阻断一切可逃跑路线。（提示：一旦你的宠物湿滑时，它会突然变得比你聪明，比你跑得快。）

#4 Clothing Label

衣服标签

男女均可洗涤

#5 This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

这个衣服标签好一些

只可冷水洗涤，不可烘干机烘干，不可熨烫，不可掌掴大熊猫。

#6 This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

一件有生活说明的卫衣

找律师，卸载facebook，去健身房

#7 Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

迄今最好的乳液说明？

洗浴完毕，取大量本产品用于皮肤，会让你想起你表弟Danny七年级时养得宠物鬣蜥，温暖又多鳞的回忆。

#8 I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions

我讨厌衣服上复杂的洗涤说明

脏了就洗。

#9 Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions

纸巾机使用说明

（不管你怎么撕，最终还是得用衣服擦。。）

#10 My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

我朋友组家具时在操作说明上看到了这个

另外的步骤：做玉米脆饼（可选，但推荐）

（翻译：红楼里的小石头）