英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼

英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

Stan: In the bathroom. 

斯丹：浴室。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

英语单词讲解：

blindfold vt. (作名词时意思是眼罩)

1. (用布或带)蒙住…的眼睛；蒙住(眼睛)：

The victim was blindfolded.

受害者被蒙住了眼睛。

to blindfold the hostage

蒙住人质的眼睛

2. 妨碍视力；遮住(或挡住)…的视线：

The tall man in the front blindfolded me.

前面的高个子男人挡住了我的视线。

3. 使不理解，使失去识别能力(或判断力、觉察力)；使模糊不清；使迟钝；使迷惑；蒙骗：

to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation

被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

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