爆笑图集：这才叫工作起来不要命哈哈哈
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Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological , social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks. 出于各种各样的原因，比如生理因素、社会因素、生活方式上的因素等等，女性往往比男性长寿。不过，还有一个更为明显的原因经常被人们忽视：男人比女人更喜欢去做一些毫无意义又危险的事情。 This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments! 网站列出的这组图片提供了活生生的例证。这是一群传说中的智者，他们充满男子气概，坚毅如钢，丝毫不顾个人安危。满满的黑色幽默！往下翻，亲眼见证一下吧！在评论里展示出你的想法吧！
1. Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets 别担心，他们带着安全帽呢 网友评论：What exactly are they building?! 他们究竟在建造什么东西
2. Necessity - The Mother Of Invention 必要性——一切发明之母 网友评论：Well, the smaller one looks to have one strap to tie it down at least. 好吧，至少那个小号的起重机上绷了条带子，可以固定
3.Demolition Man 拆除专家 网友评论：God forgive me for laughing... 上帝原谅，我不厚道的笑了
4.When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime 安全总监去吃午饭了网友评论：And this, kids, is called "natural selection". You might wish to note that neither of them were taken out of the breeding pool. And their sense of adventure might actually be attractive to women. 孩子们，这就叫做“物竞天择”，你们可能会注意到，这两个人都正当育龄，他们的冒险精神可能对女士来说很有吸引力
5. This Will Be Just Fine 妥妥的 网友评论：Actually the guy will be fine, and the rest of the house will collapse. 事实上，这个人会没事的，房子的另外一部分会掉下去
6. Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground "我的工头告诉我，“如果你掉下去，在你落地前你就会被解雇” 网友评论：My boss used to say the clock stops when you hit the ground and bounces don't count. 我的老板过去经常跟我说，你的工作时间会以你触地的时间为准，如果你被安全气垫弹回来，这个动作花费的时间不计算在工作时间内。
7. No Ladder Needed 不需要梯子 网友评论：i have done this to change a bulb in our staircase. I am a girl. 我也这样做过，为了给楼梯间的一个顶灯换灯泡。我是女生哟。
8. Normal Day In Portugal 葡萄牙的普通日常 网友评论：Yeah, guy with the crutch, that’s really helpful! 那个拄着拐杖的人帮了很大的忙！
9.Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water 在暴雨渍水中脚踩汽油桶，去给电动汽车熄火 网友评论：and that was the last thing I remember nurse... 护士，这是我晕倒前记得的最后一件事
10. How To Use Cement Machine 论如何造作混凝土搅拌机 网友评论：wiiiiiii!!!! 耶——！
11. My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants 我室友熨衣服的方式比较特别 网友评论：Reminds me of my cousin who decided to straighten his extremely short hair on his wedding day. Went to the ceremony with a huge red stripe across his forehead 让我想到了我的表弟。他的头发非常的短，所以他决定想办法让头发竖起来，好在自己的婚礼上好看一些。结果他出现在婚礼上的时候，额头上有一条巨大的红色条形痕迹。
12. When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always 如果你打算用电锯切开一个可燃汽油罐，一定要记住，要在头上套一个塑料矿泉水瓶。一定要记住哟。 网友评论："This bottle is not a toy! Keep away from children that don't realize plastic melts!" 这个瓶子可不是玩具！把它放到熊孩子够不着的地方！他们不知道塑料是会融化的！
13. They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder 他们怎么没用上第四把梯子 网友评论：At least they seem to have put some thought into it by tying them together, at least the black and top one. 至少他们还动了点脑筋，想办法把几架梯子架在一起了——起码黑色的那个和最顶上的那个是架在一起了。
14.Yeah, I Think That's Right 没错，自我感觉妥妥的。 网友评论：Awaiting for CSI crew 你就等着验尸官来找你吧！
15.DJ Fire Hazard DJ面临火险危机 网友评论：Are all those cords and wires really needed? 真的需要这么多电缆和电线吗？
16.Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap 原来店里还有个胡须修理机 网友评论：He's lucky his hair broke instead of ripping out of the skin, or ripping off the skin. 算他走运，胡子断了，而不是从皮肤上扯下来，或者连皮肤一起扯下来。
17.As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security 作为一个安全保障行业的从业人员，我要说，这种人的存在，就是我跻身安全保障行业的原因 网友评论：Are they wearing matching shorts? 他们穿的短裤是同款吗？
18.Goggle s? Who Needs 'Em? 护目镜？谁需要那种玩意儿？ 网友评论：As you can see by the partly emptied bottle, he absolutly gives zero attention about safety 那只酒瓶已经喝掉一半了，足见他毫无半点安全意识。
19.Unbelievable 难以置信 网友评论：This one is kind of brilliant in an "I don't believe what I am seeing!" sort of way. 这张照片太经典了，让人想要惊呼“我看到了什么？我不敢相信自己的眼睛！”
20.Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick? 你们能在很短的时间内抓住梯子吗 网友评论：OK, can we just acknowledge how strong one has to be to pull this off? 好吧，你们知不知道，要这样扶住梯子，得要有多大的力气？
21.Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter , Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck 不知道哪个更可怕，是骑在小电驴上搬运金属片的男人，还是没关门的载货卡车 网友评论：This happens too often on Indian roads. 这种现象在印度的大街上太常见了。
22.This Picture Makes Me So Nervous 这张照片让我好紧张 网友评论：The sparks are not the issue here. i'm more concerned by the position of his left hand and the lack of gloves. 这些火星不是问题的关键。我更在意的是他左手放的位置，而且他还没带手套。
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