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Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding. 玛丽太蠢了，偷免费的布丁。 He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. 他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。 She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. 我让她猜两次，她还是猜不出电梯去哪个方向。 He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better. 在辩论中他没有对手。所有其它人都比他厉害。 If i need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. 如果我需要移植大脑，就选你的，因为我想要一个从没用过的脑。 When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. 她本要坐44路车的，但她坐了两次22路来代替。 He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 他给我发的传真上竟然贴着邮票。 Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with. 迈克太蠢了，他认为因特网是用来捕鱼的。 He asked me, " what's the number for 911? " 她问我：“911我电话号码是多少？” I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high. 我想问你多大了，但我知道你数不到那么大的数。 Can you take off your hat？I want to give an example of concrete. ----------------------------------------- 可以把你的帽子摘下来吗？我想借你来举一个混凝土的例子，用你的头举例子。 ----------------------------------------- 仿照上面，发挥你的整蛊细胞吧，也来用夸张幽默的语言表达一下“蠢”吧 这里不怕你夸张，就怕你想不到：） |
