Such a Good Dancer
by Douglas Goetsch Desperate to be part of the night, we jerked like a bunch of spazzes to that screaming eunuch, Michael Jackson. Randi Muelbach kept remarking You're such a good dancer! drawing closer, letting me grab her saggy ass. My boogying was a sort of two-step hip gyration while holding my plastic cup of grain alcohol level. I had perfected the arm that remained still, kept it out like a bird feeder. Randi glued elbows to waist and swung forearms, hands and hips furiously. She was sweating something fierce. Her perfume was foul swamp flowers. From the futon on her floor I watched her pull her dress over her head. Fat and sadly flat-chested, legs already bluing with veins, thick knees knocked in, the way the back wheels of a Volkswagen buckle with a load. Disgusted with myself——two years in college and still a virgin——I would stick my dick in a girl and end that. As she stepped out of her underwear I said, After tonight I don't want us to ever talk again. OK? That's what I said. She looked down at me and said Sure, like it was nothing. Through the cinder block walls I could hear that whole dorm writhing on a Saturday night. Even Kim Putnam, the born again who wore only long skirts and was losing her hair, was getting banged and moaning like a wild woman. Sometimes it sounded like a crowd ooh-ing and ahh-ing at a car accident; sometimes I heard the night as one fuck xeroxed and traveling room to room like a rumor, or luck——good or bad, either way, I wriggled and fought on top of Randi Muelbach, who kept whispering in my ear Such a good dancer. |