Dining with Hitler
Dining with Hitler Will Wells In meals at Emma's, only children and grandchildren rated given names. In-laws owned a separate nomenclature(命名法,术语). Abuse was served in equal portions with beef brisket and bloodied purple beets. Aunt Ellen was "the Greek." Aunt Rosalie was "the Blonde." German Uncle Dick was "that Dutchman." And my gentle father was "Hitler." If Rosalie asked for dinner rolls, Emma would say, "Hitler took them, to the Blonde he should pass." It was more accusation than table manners. Prisoners of the failed detente called family, we stared at shame reflected in the borscht and ate fast. At least the food was good. Sometimes Cousin Joyce would flip her long dark hair over her face to block out her mother's stricken wine-dark stare. And I'd sneak glances at my dad to catch, how in profile, he actually looked the part. When I substituted my thumb for a moustache, it was uncanny. And fury rose in his eyes like film-clips of Nuremberg speeches on The Twentieth Century narrated by "the Cronkite." After ice cream warmer than the atmosphere, he'd snatch me for a long drive through the rubber stench of eastern Akron till he was calm enough to chafe out the rest of the visit. Veteran of World War Two, comparison with what he'd battled to destroy doubled the insult. He'd shake his head, "You know if Hitler had caught her before she escaped, he would have shot himself sooner." |