My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
| (sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")My pets were out practicing football.My frog intercepted a pass.My cat and my dog and my bunnythen tackled him flat on the grass.My bunny lies over my doggy.My doggie's on top of my cat.My kitty is over my froggy,and that's why my froggy is flat.CHORUSGreen splat. Green splat.Oh, that's why my froggy is flat, like that.Green splat. Green splat.Oh, that's why my froggy is flat.My froggy's as flat as a pancake.A paper-thin froggy's the worst.He cannot eat flies now for dinnerexcept when I flatten them first.CHORUSIf you see your pets playing football,it's best if you bring them insideor you may end up with a froggywho's flattened and seven feet wide.CHORUS |
