Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
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I went to the lunchroom, and there, last week on a double dare, I said the meat was too gross to eat and smelled like my underwear. I shouldn't have been rude by making such fun of the food, for though they were riled, the lunch ladies smiled, and said I had started a feud. Today when I went there to eat, they served up some monkey meat. I ran out quick when I nearly got sick, but then I went back to my seat. The lunchroom ladies sighed to see that I practically cried, then served up a hunk of barbecued skunk, and that was the reason I died. I died! I died! I died! |
