How do you say “shut up” in a respectable way? 如何优雅地说“闭嘴”? 获得32.8k好评的回答@Abhishek Tr: So you're stuck with some despicable ones and you want to break out of the moment huh ? Let me give you a hand here and bring out my list to make things easy for you. Try at your own risk. 这么说你是被某个卑劣的家伙缠住了,而且你想从聊天中解脱出来?我来帮帮你吧,下面列举的方法能帮你轻松搞定。后果自负。 Boss - Non stop ranting for God knows why. 老板—没完没了地咆哮,老天知道为什么。 Me - Sir ! Do you hear that ? 我—老板,你听见了吗? Boss - Hear what ? 老板—听见什么? Me - The silence. 我—安静。 Girlfriend - How can you do this to me ! How can you forget that ? How can you not tell me ? Why, how, who, what, where ?! 女朋友—你怎么能这么对我?你怎么能忘了那件事?你怎么能不告诉我?为什么?怎么回事?是谁?什么?在哪儿? Me - A good 30 seconds kiss. 我—吻30秒。 That should do. 这招应该管用。 Brother - Non stop crap about all his crushes in the universe. 哥哥—说起对宇宙的迷恋就废话连篇。 Me - Fake faint. 我—假装晕倒。 Best friend - Talks about some ancient archeological discovery about a broken pot for 40 minutes. 最好的朋友—关于一个坏了的古代罐子的考古发现说了40分钟。 Me - Dude, please. My ears are bleeding. 我--大哥,求你了,我耳朵要磨出茧子了。 That's respect for him. 这是对他的尊重。 Relative - When are you getting married ? Why did you quit that job ? What's your salary ? What will you do next ? 亲戚—你什么结婚?为什么辞掉那份工作?工资多少?接下来什么打算? Me - Oh, Sorry. Were you talking to me ? 我—哦,对不起,你是在跟我说话吗? Professor - Blah blah. Bleh. Bleeheeeeh. Blah. And that's why you failed. Bluh bluuuh. You see… 教授—这个那个什么什么的,这就是你失败的原因,等等等,等等等,你看…… Me - Joins both hands. Sir, can I take a loo break ? Can't hold back anymore. 我—握住对方的双手。老师,我能去趟洗手间吗?憋不住了。 Return after two decades. 过20年再回来。 Neighbor - Talks about politics and gossips on his/her neighbour. 邻居—跟你聊政治和他/她邻居的八卦。 Me - I can smell something burning. Is that your kitchen ?! 我—我闻到有东西糊了,是你家厨房吗? Vanish before he/she returns. 他/她回来之前就消失。 Random stranger - Shouts at you for no apparent reason. 路人甲—莫名其妙朝你喊。 Me - Act deaf and dumb. Keeps staring at his/her mouth until he/she stops. 我—装聋作哑,盯着对方的嘴看直到他/她闭嘴。 Perfect. 完美。 Parents - Non stop complaining about Quora, mobile phone, laptop, late night rides, long calls and what not. 父母—没完没了地抱怨Quora,手机,笔记本,晚上出去,打电话时间长等等。 Me - Kiss. I'm sorry. I'll not do that again. 我—给他们一个吻。对不起,我再也不那样了。 Who said I wouldn't ? Until next session, bubye. 谁说我再不那样了?以后再说吧,拜。 This is what respect looks like when you're pissed off, but there's nothing you can do about it. 这就是你生气时还要表达尊重的样子,但你还是什么都不能做。 |