Silly collection 09
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don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy! What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife? Great big ones! Who was the world's greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world! How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars! If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five? Nine! What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? His nose! Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well. Mr Brown: It works! |
