Silly collection 10
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What do you call an American drawing? Yankee doodle! I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed" Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! What key went to college? Yale! What is a volcano? A mountain with hiccups! Why was the broom late? It over slept! What runs but never walks? Water! What is green, four legs and two trunks? Two seasick tourists! |
