Silly collection 23
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What has a bottom at the top? I don't know? Your legs! What is a skeleton? Bones, with the person off! What might you eat in Paris? The trifle tower! Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes? Sir Francis Brake! Have you ever seen a man eating tiger? No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken! What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half! What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg? The Loch Ness Pongster! |
