Scary collection 38
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week? A: Frightday! Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from? A: Fanghai! Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school? A: He was boning up for his exams! Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club? A: Send your name, address and blood group! Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton? A: Bonehead! Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires? A: Fang mail! Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long? A: He became bone dry! |
