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A witch joke What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S? One make spells and the other spell makes! A witch joke What goes cackle, cackle, bonk? A witch laughing her head off! A witch joke Why do witches go to the docks? To see the bats being launched! A wizard joke Why do cats prefer wizards to witches? Because the sorcerers often have milk in them! A witch joke What is an octopus? An eight sided cat! A wizard joke Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building? He wanted to make a hit on Broadway! A witch joke Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies? She wanted to put some money in the kitty! |
