Dog jokes 03
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Q: What is a dog's favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A: A Great Dane out! Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema? A: Anywhere it wants to! Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy? A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!" Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound! Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers? A: Because his boots were at the menders! Q: What is a dog's favorite food? A: Anything that is on your plate! Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat? A: A hot dog! Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it? A sausage dog! Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen? A: Use a pencil instead! |
