Elephant jokes 06
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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! What's the difference between an elephant and a post box? I don't know! Well I'm not asking you to post my letters! What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil? One rarely bites and the other barely writes! How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse? Try picking them up! What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant! What's the difference between an elephant and a banana? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant? What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 3,000 miles! What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry? A gooseberry is green! |
