Farm jokes 04
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Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine! What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake! What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs! How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday? Eat him on Saturday! Why did the foal cough? Because he was a little horse! What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo? Cock-a-doodle-don't! What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it inside the cow! Where do milkshakes come from? Excited cows! |
