Farm jokes 07
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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In a hog cabin! What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse! Why do pigs never recover from illness? Because you have to kill them before you cure them! What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving? A road hog! What do you call sheep that live together? Pen friends! What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg! What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense! What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle? Use a cowculator! What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'! What's a cows favorite vegetable? A cowat! |
