Farm jokes 08
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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies! If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk! Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food? Because he was a little gobbler! Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck! What kind of tie does a pig wear? Pig's tie! What is another name for a cow? A lawn-mooer! Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? Because she was afraid someone would caesar! What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar! |
