Moth jokes
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How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! What is a myth? A female moth! What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes? Because rolling stones gather no moths! What do insects learn at school? Mothmatics! What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth! Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet? He wanted to see the floor show! What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun? A killer butterfly! Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything! What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe! |
