Mouse jokes 03
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What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog! What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache! Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder? Bubble and squeak! What's a mouse's favorite record? Please cheese me! What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich! What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir! How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party! Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose! |
