Reptile jokes 04
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What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog! What's green and tough? A toad with a machine gun! Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections! What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak! What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog! What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest! What happens if you eat a hot frog? You'll croak in no time! What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new! What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy! |
