Neither 都不是

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。

候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党？”

“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”