Joke: Clinton Jokes
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Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to.... A. Get blowed out of office. Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica's dress actually were? A. A wad of Bill's. Q. What's Clintons new nick name? A. Drippy Dick Q. What did the Chinese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force One to leave China? A. Rotsa Ruck on your next erection! Q. Clinton has recommended to the Olympic Committee a new event exclusively for US Presidents and A. Sportscasters: Broad Jumping. Q. What did Hillary Clinton change her name to? A. Sharon Peters Q. What is Bill Clinton's favorite slogan? A. Give me liberty or give me head! Q. What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume? A. Sat on the Presidential Staff Q. What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal? A. Fornigate. Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? A. They were both upset when Bill finished first. Q. What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A. When Hillary is out of town. Q. What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? A. Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. Q. How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A. He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? A. Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes. Q. Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary? A. He wants to be on top. Q. How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down? A. He married her. Q. How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual appetite? A. It Takes A Village Q. When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat? A. When she didn't swallow everything he presented. Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo? A. A gigolo can only screw one person at a time. Q. What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin? A. A girl that can run faster than the Governor. Q. What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play? A. Swallow the leader Q. Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A. He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar. Q. What's the difference between the Secret Service and Janet Reno? A. There are some things the Secret Service won't do to protect the President. Q. Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird? A. The Spread Eagle Q. Whats Lewinsky's favorite bird? A. The swallow Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None, they are to busy screwing the President. Q. Why did Clinton cross the road? A. To get to the intern on the other side, of course Q. Why did the intern cross the road? A. To get to the BOOK CONTRACT she needed to sign on the other side Q. What was Lewinsky's position at the white house? A. 1.Head Intern A. 2.Under Secretary A. 3.Missionary Q. What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI? A. Deep Throat Q. What is Clinton's favorite toy? A. An Erector Set Q. What is Clinton's favorite card game? A. Poker Q. What is Clinton's favorite food? A. The Cumquat Q. What is Clinton's favorite T.V. Show? A. Leave it to Beaver Q. What's Clinton's favorite song? A. Grooving Q. What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips? A. Lays Q. What is Clinton's Favorite Presidential Act? A. Edict Q. What office equipment has been distributed to all white house secretaries? A. The Dick-taphone |
