Joke: News Alert
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Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time. |
