Joke: Blondes Q&A 2
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I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes... Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How does a blonde spell farm? A: E-I-E-I-O Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A: She thought it was diet-coke. Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise was giving her a headache. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test? A: Every time she stopped the car, she jumped in the back seat. Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? A: She opens the car door. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? A: Artificial Intelligence. Q: What do you call a brunette between management & a blonde? A: An interpreter. |
