Joke: Blonde, Tarzan And Elephant
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Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond? A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch. Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different? A: One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick slicer Q: How is a blond like a screen door? A: The harder you slamm them the looser they become Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle? A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a watermelon patch Q: How did tarzan die? A: Thumping watermelons Q: How are a turtle and a blond similar? A: Put them on their backs and they are phucked Q: Why did the blond have a big belly button? A: Her boyfriend was blond too! |
