Joke: Einstein And God
| Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A minute.""Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A penny."Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"The Lord replies, "In a minute." |
