Joke: Seminars For Males
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(Prepared and Presented by Females) 1. Combatting stupidity 2. You too can do housework 3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life; learn to cook 10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong 11. Spelling: Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You: The weaker sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake in public 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb 18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try 19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too 29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel Gibson when naked") 32. Changing your underwear: It really works 33. The attainable goal: removing "tits" from your vocabulary 34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary 35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work |
