Joke: Golf Bet
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Dave and John head out for their usual 9 holes. Dave offers John, "let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." John agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, John is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball, you look over there," he says to Dave. After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, John pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly. Dave looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?" "What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!" "And a liar, too!" Dave says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!" |
