Joke: Pick Up Lines And Replies
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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now? Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. or Stop. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account. Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. |
