Joke: Polish Sausage
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A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "You must be Polish" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." " If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?" "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" " Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." "And If I'd asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" " Well, I probably wouldn't." "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." |
