Joke: Wife Mart
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A store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to = choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, = and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the = flights. There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may = choose a wife from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go = back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors. A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's = further up?" So up he goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports, and drink beer. The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's = further up?" The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, and are = extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are = extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "Very tempting. BUT, there must be more, = much more, further up!" He heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are = extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch and gripe = about anything. "Hot Damn! How close to perfect can you get? But just think...what = must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are = no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are = impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day. |
