Joke: Constipated Kitty
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Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about six teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time." Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a week later. The vet asks, "How's your calf?" "I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't feeling well." "Well, how's your cat doing?" "I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she was heading toward the north end of town with ten other cats. Five were digging, three were covering, and two were scouting for new territory." |
