Computer Redneck

10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:

The monitor is up on blocks

Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them

The six front keys have rotted out

The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them

The numeric keypad only goes up to six

The password is BUBBA

There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU

There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive

The keyboard is camouflaged

And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'