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One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad.
As the wife took her shot, she aimed it badly and the ball went right through the window of a nearby house.
"Now look what your lack of skills has gotten us into! We will have to go up there and apoligise!" proclaimed the husband.
The couple knocked on the door, and it was opened by a young man in his thirties. The couple saw the broken window, and a broken bottle near it.
"I'm terribly sorry about your window", said the husband. "What can we do?"
"Well", replied the man, "i must thank you. You see, I'm a genie and have been trapped in that bottle for over 500 years. So, as your genie, you have 3 wishes. But, if you wouldnt mind, I would like to keep one for myself?"
The husband and wife pondered this, and thought it acceptable.
"Fantastic", proclaimed the genie. "So, what are your wishes?"
The husband replied, "I would like 10 million pounds a year for the rest of my life".
"No problem", said the Genie. "And i will give you a long and healthy life too!"
It was the wife's turn. "I would like a mansion in every country in the world, complete with servants."
"No problem", said the Genie. "And i will keep your home safe from bad weather and burgalars! And now for my wish. I have been stuck in that bottle for a very long time, and have forgotten what it feels like to be with a woman. If i could just spend some time with you, to fulfil my needs?"
The husband and wife pondered this and the wife asked her husband, "Honey, what do you think?"
"Well sweetheart, I think it's O.K. I love you, and would do the same for you."
So after an afternoon of the genie and wife enjoying and pleasuring each other, the Genie asked the wife, "How old are you and your husband?"
"We're both in our thirties. Why?" she replied.
"Wow, thirty years old, and you both still believe in genies?" | 
