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There was a husband and a wife that loved to have sex. They had it everywhere and tried everything.
One day they both decided that it was getting old, the same thing over and over again and they wanted to try something new.
Later that night a space ship landed outside their window and two aliens came out. They were husband and wife and were gettin sick of the same thing over and over again too. So the male alien asks the female human if she would have sex with him and she agrees.
Same thing with the female alien and the male human.
The male alien and the female human go to the bed and the male alien pulls down his pants. But the felmale human sees it and says, "It's too small." Then the male alien replies, "Pull on my ear to make it the size you want." The female human keeps pulling his ear until it's the right size.
The next morning the aliens leave and the male human says, "How did you like last night?", and his wife answers, "It was great and you?"
The husband exclaims, "It was horrible! She kept pulling on my ear!!" | 
