Fat chicks dress

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?"

"It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me.

You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug.

Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."