Buy tickets 买彩票

There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He  worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his wife all his money, and his wife gave him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.

One day the small man came home very happily. He hurried into the living room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating apples there.

"You'll never guess what happened to me today, dear," he said. He waited for a few seconds and then said again, "I won ten thousand dollars buying the lottery tickets!"

"That's wonderful!" shouted his wife. Happily. But then she thought for a few seconds and said angrily, "But wait a minute! How could you have enough money to buy the tickets?"

一个高大又肥胖的女人，有一个瘦瘦小小的丈夫。他在一家大公司的上班，每个周五的晚上发工资。他一回到家，就把所有钱交给他妻子，他的妻子只给他每天在公司吃午饭的钱。

一天，这个男人很开心回家了。他匆匆忙忙地走进起居室。他的妻子正在吃着苹果听着收音机。

“你绝对猜不到我今天发生了什么事，亲爱的，”他说。停顿了几秒钟，然后又说，“我买彩票赢了一万美元！“

“那太好了！“他的妻子高兴地说。不过她想了几秒钟后，生气地说，“等一下！你怎么有钱买这张彩票呢？“