[搞笑短信] 上帝曾经答应我

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".  

然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”