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1051
Come on, tell us how you
popped your cherry. Come on. 1052
I really don't feel
comfortable 1053
discussing that
with you, Bernard. 1054
You know what? I suggest that we get
back to talking about the wedding. 1055
Thank you, Bernie. 1056
What? 1057
Mom, didn't you just take
Little Jack back to the room? 1058
I'm monitoring him
from a high-powered 1059
multidirectional microphone
planted in his crib. 1060
Oh, baby monitors.
Hidden cameras. 1061
Whatever happened to a
little thing called privacy? 1062
Bernie, surveillance
technology has helped protect 1063
a lot of the freedoms 1064
that we as Americans
take advantage of today. 1065
He's right.
It has been good. 1066
S- son, that is bullcrap
in a chef's salad. 1067
Jack, tell me one smart thing
the CLIA has done 1068
and I'll give you
the deed to her house. 1069
The CLIA? 1070
The Central Lack
of Intelligence Agency. 1071
I think that baby might need
a couple of pulls 1072
on that knocker
of yours, Jack. 1073
No, it's okay. 1074
We're Ferberizing him. 1075
You're what?
The Ferber method. 1076
You let him cry it out. This way
he doesn't depend on coddling. 1077
On the other hand,
the Continuum Concept 1078
shows that a baby benefits 1079
more from constant
physical contact. 1080
Oh. 1081
We use the Ferber Method. 1082
We used the Focker Method. 1083
We hugged and kissed
that little prince 1084
like there was no tomorrow. 1085
We Fockerized him. 1086
That's right. 1087
Greggy practically slept
in our bed till he was 10. 1088
Oh, my God! 1089
Oh, I don't think
it was quite that long. 1090
Yes, it was. 1091
No, it wasn't 10. 1092
Nine-and-a-half, at least. 1093
Mom, I don't think so. 1094
I didn't sleep
in their bed all that time. 1095
Bernie, get the photo album. 1096
I'm one step ahead of you. 1097
No, no, no,
we're eating dinner, come on. 1098
These are the curls 1099
from his first trip
to the barbershop. 1100
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