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You know, just last week, l was reading
in a very important medical journal... 2
...that some children
are allergic to chocolate. 3
Makes their noses itch. 4
Maybe I'm not allergic. 5
l could try a piece. 6
Really? 7
But why take a chance? 8
Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka? 9
-We're headed for a tunnel.
-Oh, yeah. 10
Full speed ahead. 11
-How can they see where they're going?
-They can't. 12
There's no knowing where they're going. 13
Switch on the lights! 14
People, keep an eye out. 15
We're passing some
very important rooms here. 16
What do you use hair cream for? 17
To lock in moisture. 18
-Whipped cream.
-Precisely. 19
That doesn't make sense. 20
For your information, little girl... 21
...whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all
unless it's been whipped with whips. 22
Everybody knows that. 23
Stop the boat.
l wanna show you guys something. 24
Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory. 25
Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves,
but just don't touch anything. 26
Okay? Go on. 27
Go on, scoot. 28
Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this? 29
Let me show you. 30
Thank you. 31
These are Everlasting Gobstoppers. 32
They're for children who are given
very little allowance. 33
You can suck on it all year,
and it'll never get any smaller. 34
-lsn't that neat?
-lt's like gum. 35
No. Gum is for chewing. 36
lf you tried chewing
one of these Gobstoppers... 37
...you'd break all your little teeth off. 38
But they sure do taste terrific. 39
And this is Hair Toffee. 40
You suck down one of
these little boogers... 41
...and in exactly half an hour... 42
...a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin. 43
And a mustache. And a beard. 44
-Who wants a beard?
-Well... 45
...beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders. 46
You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool,
neat, keen and groovy cats. 47
lt's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive? 48
Can you dig what I'm laying down?
l knew you could. 49
Slide me some skin, soul brother. 50
Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet. | 
