451 l see that. 452 You must be the boy's-- 453 -Parents? -Yeah. That. 454 He says Charlie's won something. 455 Not just some something. 456 The most ''something'' something of any something that's ever been. 457 I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory. 458 You must be joking. 459 No, really. lt's true. 460 Because you see, a few months ago, l was having my semiannual haircut... 461 ...and l had the strangest revelation. 462 In that one silver hair... 463 ...I saw reflected my life's work... 464 ...my factory, my beloved Oompa-Loompas. 465 Who would watch over them after I was gone? 466 I realized in that moment: 467 l must find a heir. 468 And l did, Charlie. 469 You. 470 That's why you sent out the golden tickets. 471 What are Oompa-Loompas? 472 l invited five children to the factory... 473 ...and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner. 474 That's you, Charlie. 475 So, what do you say? 476 Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory? 477 Sure. Of course. 478 l mean, it's all right if my family come too? 479 Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't. 480 You can't run a chocolate factory... 481 ...with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense. 482 None taken, jerk. 483 A chocolatier has to run free and solo. 484 He has to follow his dreams. Gosh darn the consequences. 485 Look at me. 486 l had no family, and I'm a giant success. 487 So if l go with you to the factory, l won't ever see my family again? 488 Yeah. Consider that a bonus. 489 Then I'm not going. 490 l wouldn't give up my family for anything. 491 Not for all the chocolate in the world. 492 Oh, l see. 493 That's weird. 494 There's other candy too besides chocolate. 495 I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. I'm staying here. 496 Well, that's just... 497 ...unexpected... 498 ...and weird. 499 But l suppose, in that case, I'll just-- 500 Goodbye, then. |