201 I don't know what I'm drinking, dollface, but if this is love... 202 ...pour me another glass. 203 Are you trying to be bad at this? 204 No, just comes naturally. 205 All right, everybody, let's go to the end. 206 Don't even pretend you won't be great. 207 -Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. -All right. See you. 208 Bye. 209 -So would it kill you to try? -Yep, and I'm too young to die. 210 You don't care about classes, but you like school... 211 ...because you're popular and you'll never be on top again. 212 -That's thoroughly predictable. -Your act only works on an audience. 213 Feeling Christian? 214 Seat belt? 215 -I forfeit. -Thank you. 216 Forty-two. 217 What do you mean, forty-two? 218 Forty-two is befriend somebody I don't like. 219 It's a to-do list I have for my life. 220 Like getting a new personality? 221 Join the Peace Corps, make a medical discovery. 222 Ambitious. 223 Be in two places at once, get a tattoo. 224 What's number one? 225 I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 226 I've come... 227 ...to see if you're ready. 228 Take a good look. The only thing I'm ready for is a dirt nap. 229 Ready to look into your heart, Tom Thornton. 230 Your words have been heard, and not just by me. 231 When you walked into.... 232 Shit. When you walked into my club, that wasn't just a coincidence. 233 Nothing's coincidence, baby. 234 You know you're the only one who can make me sing. 235 Yeah, Miss Garber! You'll put Eric in all your plays! 236 Eric, I'll put you in all my plays! 237 Come on. Do you know I got three weeks to memorize all this? 238 You couldn't pull this off in three months! De Niro couldn't! 239 I didn't write it, okay? 240 But you're gonna make a jackass of yourself in front of everyone. 241 Look, I don't have a choice, so would you help me out, please? 242 I'm just busting on you. 243 I'll be there opening night, front row. And you can count on it. 244 With tomatoes. 245 Thanks, man. 246 Landon? Boys, can you help with these groceries? 247 -Yeah. -No problem. 248 Jamie. 249 What do you want? 250 I've known you for years. You've never been the first to say hello. |