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751
- No more small talk...
- [Bridget] Bloody know-it-all. 752
New York: the Big, Juicy Apple. 753
The city that never sleeps
with the same person two nights running. 754
My favourite place in America, where Sex
And The City isn't just a programme, 755
it's a promise. 756
[bell] 757
- [phone rings]
- [man] Morning], Rach. 758
Sorry. 759
Oh, cheer up, misery g]uts.
I have g]ood news for you. 760
[chuckles] Sure, rig]ht. 761
What's the ang]le?
I interview some rocket scientist 762
while he looks throug]h my skirt
with X-ray g]lasses? 763
No. 764
Althoug]h that is a bloody g]ood idea. 765
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide
is doing] very well with women, 766
but the network want us to cast
a wider net and use a Smooth Guide-ess. 767
Me? With Daniel Cleaver? 768
It's the next log]ical step.
I think Thailand is first on the list. 769
No. I won't do it. 770
Not now.
Not in a million years from now. 771
- Excuse me?
- I am a top television journalist, 772
not some boorish bint in a bikini. 773
Really? Strong] words from somebody
who doesn't know where Germany is. 774
- [snig]g]ering]]
- Who told you that? 775
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected
to g]o out with someone 776
who thoug]ht lran was David Bowie's wife,
and who didn't know where Germany was. 777
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist,
disg]usting] specimen of humanity, 778
that I wouldn't share a lift with,
let alone a job. 779
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me. 780
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me. 781
Well,... you have a nice car. 782
And quite nice manners.
Outside the bedroom. 783
But that's about it. 784
And by the way,
I know exactly where Germany is. 785
The question is do you know the location
of your arsehole? 786
As a matter of fact, I do know the
exact location of my arsehole. And hers. 787
Oh, come on, Jones,
it was just a silly joke. 788
Not a very funny one. 789
- Go on, then.
- What? 790
Where is it? Where is Germany? 791
- Next to France.
- And? 792
And also Belg]ium,... 793
Poland. And it has a sea coast. 794
Which sea? 795
Oh, sod it. Now, look, 796
I think we should talk
about Finch's sug]g]estion. 797
I am g]oing] to Thailand, Jones. 798
Wouldn't you like to be
my little Girl Guide? 799
Thailand? 800
- You'll shag] before you leave Heathrow.
- I'll be perfectly fine. | 
