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1101
[woman speaks Thai] 1102
Oh, God, 28 hours. 1103
How much longer? 1104
[man] Jones.
Bridg]et Jones, you come now. 1105
[clang]] 1106
Charlie Parker-Knowles,
Assistant Consul. 1107
Thank God you're here. 1108
Um, shall we... 1109
I really had absolutely
nothing] to do with it. 1110
Jed planned the whole thing]. 1111
That's why he snog]g]ed Shazzer,
who's much older than him 1112
and slig]htly past her peak. 1113
Yes, he sounds the most frig]htful shit. 1114
Mmm. 1115
The bore is everyone who g]ets caug]ht
has exactly the same story, 1116
so unless we find this, this Jed fellow
and g]et a full confession, 1117
you're on a bit of a sticky wicket. 1118
Well, how sticky? 1119
Something] like 1 5 to 20 years. 1120
- [whispers] 1 5 years?
- Or maybe ten if we're lucky. 1121
Ten years! 1122
In here? 1123
[Bridget] Very black. 1124
All my life I've had the feeling
something terrible was about to happen. 1125
Now it has. 1126
Bijjit, rig]ht? 1127
Bridg]et, actually. 1128
My name Phrao. 1129
You're my friend? 1130
- Steady on!
- Superbra! 1131
You lend me. One day, two cig]arette. 1132
Oh. [laug]hs] 1133
Well, I'll think about it. 1134
Actually, I was thinking] of g]iving] up, 1135
but that was before I was arrested
and thrown into a Thai prison 1136
for ten to 1 5 years. [laug]hs] 1137
Circumstances chang]e. 1138
No, it really, really is "touched". 1139
"Like a vir-g]in,
touched for the very first time". 1140
- No, you wrong].
- No. 1141
Like a wersion 1142
- Vir-g]in.
- Fucked for the very first time 1143
- Touched.
- Like a wersion 1144
[Bridget] Ten years of this?! 1145
Stop! Enoug]h. Enoug]h. 1146
If you're g]oing] to do it,
you really oug]ht to do it properly. 1147
After all, Madonna is nothing]
if not a perfectionist. 1148
Five, six, seven, eig]ht and one... 1149
Like a virgin 1150
Touched for the very first time | 
