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well, to the day you discovered
hair on your schmeckel. 452
You got a good education. 453
You're very popular
with all those friends of yours.
You make a nice living. 454
And everybody knows
you're a good-looking kid. 455
But, Peter, you're a putz. 456
- Excuse me?
- Now, look, l'm your godfather. 457
l mean, l love ya. l couldn't love ya
any more if you were my own son. 458
But the fact of the matter is
you're-- Well, you're a putz. 459
ls there a point to this? 460
Lucy. 461
Peter, there's something...
you have to know about her. 462
You see, she-- 463
Well-- Uh-- 464
She's-- 465
You know-- 466
She's not only your fiancee,
she's your guardian angel. 467
Yeah! Peter,
she saved your life! 468
Now, she's coming to see you today,
and l want you to do yourself a favor. 469
l want you to look deeply into her eyes
and listen with the heart of a man... 470
who has just been given
a second chance at life. 471
And after two minutes, if you're
not madly in love with her, 472
why, tell her you wanna break up,
and you can go back to being a putz. 473
But if in the two minutes you see what
the rest of us only took seconds to see, 474
you will propose to her
for the second time... 475
and marry her before she
has a chance to escape. 476
Uh, before she comes, take
a little time and think about... 477
what an old putz just told ya. 478
All right? 479
You know, if l was 40 years
younger, l'd marry her myself. 480
That is, if she'd convert.
Hey, that's a joke. 481
Oh, l know that. 482
- Lucy!
- Hi. 483
- Hi.
- Um. 484
l came to bring you
back your things. 485
Would you like a sandwich? 486
No, no. l'm okay. Thanks.
Can l get you anything? 487
l wish l had my own clothes. 488
Well, l like your, um,
blue pinstripe. 489
- Double-breasted?
- Yeah. 490
- Yeah, that's my favorite too.
- Really? 491
Yeah. 492
Please sit down. 493
l, l saw a picture of you, uh,
when you saved the three squirrels. 494
Oh. They never call.
They never write. 495
That was a long time ago. 496
Yeah, l guess we, we don't get to do
many heroic things as an adult, huh? 497
Oh, that's for sure.
You do, though! 498
Oh, no. Jumping in front
of that train was unusual. 499
l don't think l've done anything
truly heroic in my whole life. 500
- l chased a purse-snatcher once.
- Well, that's something.
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