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501
l pretended
to pull a hamstring. 502
Well, most guys probably wouldn't have
chased after him in the first place. 503
l mean, l work at the El.
Believe me, l know. 504
You give up your seat
every day in the train. 505
Well-- But that's not heroic. 506
lt is to the person
who sits in it. 507
And you always gave me something
to look forward to every day, so-- 508
You know, you do
remind me of someone. 509
lt's probably you. 510
Thank you. 511
Uh, uh, ma'am! Excuse me.
Excuse me, ma'am, uh-- 512
What apartment? 513
- You're new.
- Yes, ma'am. What apartment? 514
l'm going to Peter
Callaghan's apartment. 515
Uh, and your name, please? 516
Ashley Bartlett Bacon.
l am Peter's fiancee. 517
You're not his fiancee. 518
- Huh?
- Huh? 519
Hey, looking good! 520
Yeah, well, they're moving me
to the second floor. 521
Great.
Mind if l drove? 522
Uh, no problem.
Uh, see you by the elevators. 523
- All right.
- Okay. 524
- There we go.
- Oh. Uh, it's a little drafty. 525
Here. l brought you
some contraband. 526
Oh. Chocolate peanut butter.
Thanks. 527
- Hey, Lucy's pretty terrific,
isn't she?
- Oh, yeah. 528
- We're engaged, you know.
- Yeah, l heard that. 529
Now this l remember. 530
Everything is better. Everything
looks better, feels better. 531
Even this chocolate
peanut butter tastes better. 532
Good. lt's fudge mint. 533
Whatever. l'm reborn. 534
lf you were a priest right now,
l'd confess everything to you. 535
No, no, don't confess. l'm
trying to be positive right now.
Just eat your ice cream. 536
l don't even know what my secretary
sent Mom and Dad for Christmas. 537
lt was a fruit basket. Now,
look, l don't wanna get in-- 538
- l've never been faithful to a woman.
- l'm gonna leave. 539
Remember the squirrels? 540
Don't even say it. 541
First l knocked them out
of their nest with a rock. 542
- Peter.
- Then l saved them. 543
Eww. Did you say
any of this to Lucy? 544
That was in the past. l'm making
a clean start with Lucy. She is-- 545
She is-- She-- 546
What is she? She's-- 547
l'd say that she gets under your
skin as soon as you meet her. 548
She drives you so nuts you don't
know whether to hug her or, or
just really arm wrestle her. 549
She would go all the way to Europe
just to get a stamp in her passport. 550
l don't know if that
amounts to insanity... | 
