| 651MlA/ Tell me,
 how does my mother--
 652or, really, any person,
 for that matter--
 653go into
 a parent-teacher conference...
 654and come out with a date?
 655Mia, Mr. O'ConneII
 is not married...
 656he's not Iiving with anyone...
 657pIus he's not pierced,
 tattooed, or hair-pIugged.
 658Do you reaIize how rare that is
 south of Market Street?
 659Did it ever occur to you...
 660that if you dated
 one of my teachers...
 661it wouId give the other kids...
 662Iicense to mock me
 for the rest of my Iife?
 663No, you're right.
 I didn't, and I'm sorry.
 664[Sighs]
 665It's just that Patrick--
 666Mr. O'ConneII--
 is such a nice man.
 667He's a reaI gentIeman...
 668and I haven't met one of those
 in a Iong, Iong time.
 669OK. It's--it's fine.
 670I just can't do anything
 right anymore, can I?
 671[Meow]
 672BO YS/
 Come on! Go for it!
 673-Come on, get her!
 -ln your face!
 674Aah, aah, aah!
 675HARBULA/
 Come on, come on!
 676Just bIock one, Mia!
 677I can't do this.
 I'm a girI.
 678What am I, a duck?
 679No! I mean...
 You're an athIetic girI.
 680I am a synchronized swimming,
 yoga-doing...
 681horseback-riding,
 waII-cIimbing-type girI.
 682My hand-eye coordination
 is zero.
 683AII right,
 you can go again Iater.
 684Josh! Get in here.
 685Yeah, I'm in.
 686So, I was
 watching you earIier...
 687and you're way tense.
 688You know what I'm saying?
 689Soft kisses
 on a summer's day...
 690You gotta think Iike the baII.
 Be the baII.
 691You gotta stop it,
 know what I mean?
 692-Heh?
 -Heh.
 693Bring it on.
 694-Hey, Joe?
 -Mm-hmm?
 695I'm turning the back seat
 into a dressing room...
 696so I can change into
 a proper outfit for madame.
 697Yes, weII,
 don't forget your shoes.
 698Oh, thanks.
 699Strange town, San Francisco.
 700When I purchased the pumps...
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