651 MlA/ Tell me, how does my mother-- 652 or, really, any person, for that matter-- 653 go into a parent-teacher conference... 654 and come out with a date? 655 Mia, Mr. O'ConneII is not married... 656 he's not Iiving with anyone... 657 pIus he's not pierced, tattooed, or hair-pIugged. 658 Do you reaIize how rare that is south of Market Street? 659 Did it ever occur to you... 660 that if you dated one of my teachers... 661 it wouId give the other kids... 662 Iicense to mock me for the rest of my Iife? 663 No, you're right. I didn't, and I'm sorry. 664 [Sighs] 665 It's just that Patrick-- 666 Mr. O'ConneII-- is such a nice man. 667 He's a reaI gentIeman... 668 and I haven't met one of those in a Iong, Iong time. 669 OK. It's--it's fine. 670 I just can't do anything right anymore, can I? 671 [Meow] 672 BO YS/ Come on! Go for it! 673 -Come on, get her! -ln your face! 674 Aah, aah, aah! 675 HARBULA/ Come on, come on! 676 Just bIock one, Mia! 677 I can't do this. I'm a girI. 678 What am I, a duck? 679 No! I mean... You're an athIetic girI. 680 I am a synchronized swimming, yoga-doing... 681 horseback-riding, waII-cIimbing-type girI. 682 My hand-eye coordination is zero. 683 AII right, you can go again Iater. 684 Josh! Get in here. 685 Yeah, I'm in. 686 So, I was watching you earIier... 687 and you're way tense. 688 You know what I'm saying? 689 Soft kisses on a summer's day... 690 You gotta think Iike the baII. Be the baII. 691 You gotta stop it, know what I mean? 692 -Heh? -Heh. 693 Bring it on. 694 -Hey, Joe? -Mm-hmm? 695 I'm turning the back seat into a dressing room... 696 so I can change into a proper outfit for madame. 697 Yes, weII, don't forget your shoes. 698 Oh, thanks. 699 Strange town, San Francisco. 700 When I purchased the pumps... |